September 2011
53 posts
WHAT
Tonight, my boyfriend and I got home, determined that the house smelled terrible, and, after following the putrid trail in the air, discovered that our cats have been pooping in the downstairs shower behind their litter box for weeks without us realizing it. WEEKS. It looks like they were attempting to shit directly down the drain. Maybe they thought this would make it easier for us to clean. How sweet.
Then, while cooking spaghetti, Mike exclaimed, “Let’s see if it’s ready!” and flung a piece of pasta across the room and stuck it to the opposite wall. Only problem is, in his clumsy, hilarious motion, his fist met my FACE and I will now most likely have the most ridiculous black eye of all time.
Moral of the story: if your day turns shitty (literally!), make sure it goes down in a fiery parade of real-life sitcom gold.
I am about to buy 5-inch heels.
I am 5’10”. What am I even doing.
“There’s always the obvious sexist one, that whoever I’m married to at the time wrote my record or wrote my music, which I think is just totally insane. It’s really frustrating.”
—Brody Dalle on the biggest public misconceptions about her. (via queenbandbabyduck)
Every time
I catch a glimpse of my icon, I think, “God what a douchebag” and then I am too lazy to change it.
it was all i could do to not take cute pictures of them with my phone. THEY WERE DOING JUMPING JACKS BACKSTAGE BEFORE THEY WENT ON. self control by lauren baker
I am so sad that I couldn’t go. HEART IS BREAKING HERE!
Go out and see The Help.
Now.
I bought a beautiful pair black Bandolino riding boots
And now I seriously have NO idea how you’re supposed to pair these things. Fashionista friends: I need your assistance!
(I’m looking at you, Tara and Elise…)
“That’s not opinion—that’s science. And science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14-inch strap-on.”
—Vince Masuka, Dexter, Season 3
In a random turn of events
Okay so first of all, there’s this condom company called Sir Richard’s. Here’s why you should like them and support them and cheer them on as they grow as a company: Similar to Tom’s shoes, for every condom purchased, they give one to developing countries, especially those with high AIDS rates and whatnot. ISN’T THAT INCREDIBLE?! What a simple yet terrific concept.
Anyway, I “liked” them on Facebook (which, seriously, I urge everyone to do: http://www.facebook.com/SirRichardsCondoms) and whoever is in charge of their social media is brilliant. They’re always posting things about love and commitment as well as thought-provoking questions about the media, sex and the world around us. Yesterday they posted a photo of the book called I <3 Female Orgasm and asked if anyone had read it. I immediately responded and gushed about what a phenomenal, positive book it was and insisted that everyone should read it.
Next thing I know, they contact me and want me to write a book review for their website. I am so excited!
Say what you want
but dubstep is absolutely the sludge metal of the electronic world.
How awesome was Bordain and Homme?!
You know, I have read every article about it, searched for it on every QOTSA fan’s blog, and seen all of the screen shots, but I STILL haven’t seen it! I am so ashamed!
I don’t have a TV, so I couldn’t watch it when it was on. I’ve been trying to find a good torrent—do you know where to find one?
(This goes for all of you other Homme-philes out there, too!)
Love is
Lying on the floor singing operatic versions of Motown hits together.
Best of " Invisible" Cat
I usually HATE the Cheezburger crap, but I laughed so hard at this that I spat out the water I was drinking. Enjoy.
I very rarely find shit like this funny but I laughed out loud at a lot of these!
“I’m glad you like a book.”
—Patton Oswalt on Christianity. (via nedhepburn)
“I had just left the Screaming Trees and returned to California. I wasn’t even sure whether I was going to continue with music. Then I had this idea of giant waves of sound sweeping over me. I had an image in my head from an old Warner Bros cartoon of big, staggering robots. And that, I suppose, was my idea for Queens of the Stone Age: broken, drunk robots.”
—Josh Homme on the QOTSA debut album (via queenbandbabyduck)
